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● "There was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I couldn't regret it. Will say three words to that girl: 'I love you'. If you have to add a period of love, I hope it is, 10,000 years. "[Journey to the West]
Comments : This line can only be described in the current situation of moxibustion. At the same time, he was developed into various versions, or various dialects were used in the same version. I just don't know how the probability of this sentence in life. Xingye said this sentence twice in the same movie. At the first time, Supreme Treasure's expression was exaggerated, but the effect was extremely funny. Can't.
● "There is no god of food at all, or everyone is the god of food." What is the era of Zhou Xingchi. "Stephen Zhou deceived the title of" God of Eating God "when he did not learn. After the real enlightenment, he found that all this was all kinds of delusion. There will be so many people who like him to like him because he is a civilian hero and is not unpredictable. As the Buddha calls: Everyone can become a Buddha.
● "Ancient clouds are fully focused on the poison of having chess bones. N Comments: Anyway, Guan Yu's status is that people have been aging for more than thousands of years. Today, Xingye jokes with him, which can also be regarded as maintaining ecological balance. Zhou Xingchi is a person who can make complex things simple. In fact, ridiculous things that are sacred are just a humorous technique, and there is no need to give Xingye to the profound faction. However, everything that pretends to be solemn can be deconstructed in laughter. When you look at this plot, you can't cry and laugh, because you want to laugh again while you want to laugh again.
● "To be precise, I am an actor." [King of Comedy]
Comments: If you insist on something, then you will be moved. Xingye's spirit is really amazing. I want to come, even if he once played Song Bingjia, he also asked himself to have thoughts and souls? The painstaking people are reluctant. Whether it is Yin Tianqiu or Zhou Xingchi, his investment on his life is doomed to his later success.
● "As long as you say that I can do it, even if everyone in the world says that I can't do it, I don't care!" The relationship between the husband and wife who has seen which movie can have [Da Nei Detective Zero Development] is so moving, and the most colorful place is to successfully describe an extramarital affair. The gentleness and virtuousness of the hair and Li Ruotong's charm are exaggerated artistic images, and it is also much inferior to [sighing] with an extramarital affair. When I read this line, I was really touched, so life, how can a husband recover?
● "I support you!" Thanks, he returned to his career and walked out of Yin Tianqiu's home. Yin Tianqiu chased the door and shouted such a sentence. It is deeply affectionate and touching. A word to apply someone is, "I don't know which woman can resist such a confession." Don't say that you are not touched, then you are not too smooth, or you are really heartless.
● "The girl left a tear in my heart, and I could feel how sad he was at the time." I thought this was the most touching line in the film. Although I have looked back, it is wrong. Although it was at hand, I couldn't reach out to hold my hands. Zixia Fairy is no longer a fairy. She didn't know before, but now she knows that it is so painful to love someone.
● "Mrs. Bing, the villain lives, the city of Suzhou, there is a house in the house and the field, the life is endless. Occupy my big house captured me, my grandfather came to his face with him, but he was flattened by him. My grandma scolded him to bully the people. In the end, she died of suicide and hated the world. He also expelled my father and son out of his home and wandered to the river. In order to ask for the elderly, he only begged in front of the temple. I sent someone to calculate, killing my father and son in front of the city, the villain was strong and healthy, and the poor father returned to heaven. While making money diligently, while reading, I vowed to show their fame, and the enemy's enemy will be strong. Since then, Tang Yin's poems are accompanied by me. I keep in mind that I will not wear the sky. " Choosing this line to come in is all because of Zhou Xingchi's continuous eloquence. This passage will come out under the accompaniment of the chopstick knocking bowl. The rhythm of jumping, coupled with exciting percussion, no wonder the wife and Sixiang must be confused. Xingye said that thinking is interesting, and laughter is also interesting. If you have time, you can do something interesting.
"A comic into the End of the World" Xingchi sang: "Your dad is pregnant ~~~~~ Congratulations!"
"Dragon and Phoenix Tea House" Xingchi: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to get you fire tonight?"
"Curry Pepper" (1) Bernnie: How long does your police come to sweep? Xingchi: Oh ~~ Basically, there are every month, and it comes once every 28 days. (2) The girl hit Xingchi to the ground, rode on Xingchi, and shouted to her: "Now the two guns are facing you, which one do you want me to drive?"
"Lu Ding Ji" Wei Xiaobao: Hey ~~~~ Where are you shrinking? Wei Xiaobao: I rely on him, almost hit by him! Wei Xiaobao: It turns out that you are so big? I thought I had only me. Wei Xiaobao: It's okay, don't kill.
"Shenlongjiao" Wei Xiaobao: Isn't the gambling debt repayment? Princess Jianning was called Wei Xiaobao as a turtle. Wei Xiaobao: Now I will send you to marry, dressed as a turtle. Take it. (Give Jianning a banana) Longer: After last night, I found out that you have so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one strength in my whole body.
"A comic into the End of the World" Xingchi sang: "Your dad is pregnant ~~~~~ Congratulations!"
"Dragon and Phoenix Tea House" Xingchi: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to get you fire tonight?"
"Curry Pepper" (1) Bernnie: How long does your police come to sweep? Xingchi: Oh ~~ Basically, there are every month, and it comes once every 28 days. (2) The girl hit Xingchi to the ground, rode on Xingchi, and shouted to her: "Now the two guns are facing you, which one do you want me to drive?"
"Lu Ding Ji" Wei Xiaobao: Hey ~~~~ Where are you shrinking? Wei Xiaobao: I rely on him, almost hit by him! Wei Xiaobao: It turns out that you are so big? I thought I had only me. Wei Xiaobao: It's okay, don't kill.
"Shenlongjiao" Wei Xiaobao: Isn't the gambling debt repayment? Princess Jianning was called Wei Xiaobao as a turtle. Wei Xiaobao: Now I will send you to marry, dressed as a turtle. Take it. (Give Jianning a banana) Longer: After last night, I found out that you have so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one strength in my whole body.
Daily words
The people like "Journey to the West", and there are many lines. But whether you are really a "big talk" depends on whether you meet the requirements below? The real "big talk" is such a European. However, I didn't have such a high realm in the morning and shouted in the mirror: "Pig!" When I saw a puppy called it "Wangcai" to see the cockroaches or flies in the bowl, "Xiaoqiang! I heard others treat you to you "Receive it! "Ask the name:" Your mother's surname? "When the person in the same bedroom saw a girl," Gang Lord, the taste is too bad? "When showing a girl's admiration, we said," Then we all start this relationship immediately! At the same time, I would like to say, "Miss, it is undeniable that I look ugly, but I am gentle and never lying. "When you recognize you threatened you," Rao Ming Hero! " "Seeing others fighting, he said when he persuaded," Hey! " Don't be angry, you will make a bind! "When others care about you borrowing things," Do you want it? If you want it, you can speak, do you not say that I know you want, although you look at me sincerely, but you still have to tel
l me what you want. Do you really want it? Then take it! Do you really want it? Do you really want it? ... When he can't sleep, he said, "Long night is long, and you have no intention of sleep." When he boasted with others, he said, "Although you don't go up to the mountains and rivers, but you don't have a flavor." When admired others, "I KAO I served you! "But when I heard someone saying hello on the road," Talk to me? Aren't you talking to me? Acknowledge the wrong person! "When showing others a thing," Do you don't believe it? LOOK! " When I don’t understand what others say, "I understand, you neuropathy!" When the exam is not as good as others, "On wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, because there is an extra burden of him. I will be a little bit higher! "My girlfriend asked you why you like her when you like her?" Do you need a reason to love someone? "When being abandoned, he said to others," The relationship is broken. " Unfortunately, happiness is always short -lived, in exchange for endless pain and sigh! "When I saw the person in the same bedroom, I said," You are true and naughty! I told you not to throw things up, and throw things messy. No! "When I drank too much, I said," Hey, you give me some time, I am used to vomit! "When the exam was not as good as the test," I guess the front, but I can’t guess this ending. ... "I didn't know the test when I saw someone else's exam," Master, you are also recruiting! "" What? Do you have a leg with him?! (Note, the word of the leg must be read with a special voice. ) Can't listen to the genuine "only you", it will turn over. "Or" so big marshmallow! Intersection Others invite you to help him bring things: "You want to let me show it to him, what necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight treasure box, or something you have ..." Who said who said Intersection I just concentrate my vision to change my past view of things! Intersection Fight with others: I am a woman, I am playing with me,
It does not talk morally to others
Let's take a look at Zhou Xingchi in the movie with his old partner Wu Mengda A period of dialogue (here is not necessarily accurate by watching the impression of this movie):
Su Qier decorated by Zhou Xingchi (this character was later a beggar, and the rich children were originally) He was fighting with others, and his father (Wu Mengda) came with the guard.
Wu Mengda: "Son, who bully you?" Zhou Xingchi: "I'm bullying others!" Wu Mengda: "Is there any money or status of his family, which is not qualified to bully you to bully you ...
Zhou Xingchi: "Daddy, I want to go to Beijing to test the martial arts." Wu Mengda (excited): "Son! Our Suchahar family waited for you Years! Zhou Xingchi: "Wrong, I am a woman. "Wu Mengda:" Okay! He died for a woman and died, and went to Takamoto for a woman! hero! Dare to ask who is the woman? "Zhou Xingchi:" Yi Hongyuan is like a frost. "Wu Mengda:" Ah? Intersection prostitute? Intersection Intersection "Zhou Xingchi:" What's wrong? "Wu Mengda:" Dare to love people dare not love, taste different, Dad, I admire you! "
The classic lines in the Lai Duanku, the others are out of date, we have to keep pace with the times: (unfortunately it is not Xingye's)
pretty bones, seeing your bones are wonderful. , Maintaining world peace depends on you. I have a cheat here. Seeing that I have a relationship with you, I sold it for you for ten dollars.
There is a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regret it. The most painful thing in the world was there. If God can give me a chance to come again, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If you have to fall in love with a period, I hope it is ... 10,000 years!
Since he arranged that he could pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person, no wrong! I know that one day he will appear in a highly anticipated situation, wearing a golden armor, and a seven -color cloud to marry me!
Zhou Xingchi's most classic is his smile
007: Flying is the flying knife of Xiaoli Flying; rn008：为了寻找目击证人，我们访问了隔壁邻居家的大婶的姑妈家的表妹的小孩的那一条狗... rn少林足球：吴孟达：瘸，是呀，我是瘸， What about that, do you have to be lame?
The king of comedy: Piao Piao: My most annoying home is broken. God's revenge: I don't want to break my skin. Piao Piao: Then why don't you apply more lipstick? Tianqiu: Then just apply .....
The Journey to the West: Mrs. Niu (to Zixia): If I am you, my husband marries a little wife, I might as well die. Bull Demon King: Really (surprise). Mrs. Niu: But I gave you first.
The king of comedy -Tianqiu: Uncle Qi, the neighborhood theater will play thunderstorms tomorrow night. Has your lines be done? Uncle Qi: I have done it, and I have made a song. The master sings when he sees the ya ring: you are beautical, you are beautical. Yahuan saw the master also sang: You are so handsome, you are so handsome. Tianqiu: Ai, it's okay .....
The gods-
Jurisdiction: good folding stool! The mystery of the folding stool can be hidden in the house, it can be obtained, and it can also sit on it to hide the killing. Even if it is caught by the police, it can't be rewarded. It is really the first of the seven weapons!
Eight precepts: On wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him, but now there is more Zixiaxian
, he may be a little higher than me.
sand monks: There are me here!
Eight precepts: It is because of your burden, he will be a little bit higher!
There was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. When I lost, I regretted it. The most painful thing in the world was there. If God can give me a chance to come again, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If you have to fall in love with a period, I hope it is ... 10,000 years!
Since he arranged that he could pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person, no wrong! I know that one day he will appear in a highly anticipated situation, wearing a golden armor, and a seven -color cloud to marry me!
(1)
Guanyin: Sun Wukong, you, you, you originally promised that the Buddha who came to the Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to pick up the Western Classics. Do you know that you have committed a big crime?
Sun Wukong: Shao Luo! You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I don't kill you, don't think I am afraid of you!
Tang Seng: Goku, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?
Goku: Wow! be quiet!
Tang Seng: You are scaring me again!
Guanyin: Aren't you afraid of me and why would you hurt Zixia Fairy to grab her moonlight treasure box? Don't you just want to avoid me?
Goku: Since you ca n’t avoid it, the old grandson will fight with you!
(Goku throws the moonlight treasure box with one hand, just hit the Tang monk's head.)
Tang Seng: What do you do?
(The two are about to do it, suddenly ...)
Tang Seng: Hey! Don't be angry, you will make a bind! Goku, you are too naughty, I told you, tell you not to throw things up. There are so many things to throw things ... You see, I haven't finished saying it, you threw away the stick again! The moonlight treasure box is a treasure, and you throw it away will pollute the environment. Alas, what if you hit a kid? Even if you do n’t hit the children, it ’s wrong to hit those flowers and plants!
(Goku grabs the moonlight treasure box in the hands of Tang Seng)
Tang Seng: What?
Goku: Let go!
Tang Seng: Do you want it? Goku, just talk if you want. Do you not say that I know you want? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then take it! Do you really want it? Do you really want it? ......
Goku: I kao!
(Goku will knock down the Tang monk.)
Guanyin: Ah? Sun Wukong!
Goku: Do you see it? This guy is okay, and the mother -in -law is crooked, as if there is a flies all day, emo ... I'm sorry, it's not a pile of flies around you, emo ... Om ... fly into your ears. Help! Help!
(Goku falls to the ground and rolls, it is extremely painful.)
Goku: So I grabbed the flies and squeezed its belly to pull out its intestines and pull it with its intestines. Pull, huh--! The whole tongue is stretched out! I started with a knife again, wow-! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands, why, I want to kill him!
Guanyin: Huh! Goku, you have a lot of excuses, you don't want to take the Western Classics at all!
Goku: What do you say so much, fight!
(Two people have a fight, Goku is surrendered by Guanyin's income.)
Guanyin: Today I want to do it for heaven!
The Tang Seng: The apprentice has the right to be a master and has a responsibility. Please ask his sister to let him go!
Guanyin: I can't destroy him, I can't explain to the emperor of Jade Emperor!
Tang monks: Please say a word to the emperor of Jade, the poor monks are willing to pay for a life!
(Sitting on the ground, throwing the staff into the air)
Buka Amitabha!
(The staff will kill the Tang monk.)
The Journey to the West
(2)
(after five hundred years)
Help the crowd to eat, come to help the Lord Supreme Treasure.)
Supreme Treasure: What do you do to do it in Wuyue Mountain? This female devil has always been a treasureless. Is there a big sale here?
(Open your eyes)
Whats of your fools still push the silver on your head! put it down!
The two heads: No! Money is not guaranteed, help Lord!
Supreme Treasure: What do you say? Second head -!
(one hand grasped the blind man)
Me you so much to be my second house?
Blord: I am not the second leader, I am a blind man! He is the second place!
(referring to the second home)
The second head: yes, I am the second master!
Supreme Treasure: I don’t know?
(pointing to the person next to it)
Inded me to scold you ashamed?
(turn around)
(Chasing in front of a dog)
This to see your virtue, sneaky and shameful eyes of the wattles emit a dog, how can you come out with me to break through the rivers and lakes, ah?
The two heads: helper, I am here!
Supreme Treasure: Don't show up yet?
(Qi Qi Qi Gu)
The two heads: Appeared at the gang Lord! You hit the seven injuries on the Kunlun Mountain, and now the injury is starting!
Supreme Treasure: You dare to say, if you didn't shrink your neck that day, how could I be hit by others?
The second head: here, help the Lord!
Blords: (Shaking head sighs)
Seven injured fists hurt the Lord!
The two heads: helped the Lord, I was frightened to kneel down at the time! I heard that I got seven injuries. First of all, I changed the eyes of chickens. Then, my ears could not hear the sound. In the end, all the sounds were out of control. Help Lord, do you have a serious eye?
Supreme Treasure: Who said I am fighting chicken? I just concentrate my vision in one point to change my past view of things. What? I can't make a rumor, I want to grab my seat?
The second head: dare not help the Lord! Dare!
Supreme Treasure: Dare not? I step on you!
(stepping on a cluster of grass)
dare? I step on!! ... I just cope with it even if I stepped on it for so long!
This: (deliberate)
! oops!
Supreme Treasure: Receive! Okay, everyone prepare the guy, go to kill the Third Mother of Chun!
everyone: Ah? Intersection
Supreme Treasure: What are you afraid of, everything has me!
(Supreme Treasure went to kill Chun's thirty mother, but was beaten to defeat.)
Supreme Bao: How can I want to kill me so easy? Ask my brothers first!
(When I saw my hands, I had hid outside the door, anger)
Supreme Treasure: No righteousness! You guys who eat inside! Oh my god! If you have the ability, kill us all!
The people: Rao Ming, Hero Heroes!
(Kneeling one after another)
Supreme Treasure: Idiot! Do you think she will let you go? Did you hear anything with her today?
Spring thirty mother: The man has gold under his knees. Since they are willing to ask me, my life is temporarily sent me. As for you, you really have bones!
(Supreme Bao heard the words immediately raised his hands, and then he cast the ground to the ground and begged for mercy.)
Spring thirty mother: hahaha! The sister -in -law can teach!
(Supreme Bao, thank you.)
Spring Thirty Mother: Tell them to wash the soles of the feet and wait for me!
(The crowds are arranged in a column, their feet are facing the sky, and the thirteen mother of spring is viewed.)
Spring thirty mother: How can there be scars?
The group of crowds: This is not a scar, this is just mud!
Spring Thirty Mother: Wash it immediately, otherwise I cut it off!
The two heads: Gang Lord, why do she look at our soles of the feet?
Supreme Bao: Fortunately, just look at the soles of the feet, not looking at the ass ......
The two heads: Are you afraid?
Supreme Treasure: You are afraid, not I'm afraid ...
The two heads: Why?
Supreme Bao: There are so many tweezers on your buttocks, maybe she will say that your butt is unclean and cut it off!
The two heads: How do you know my ass ...?
Supreme Bao: The blind man said to see when you peek at your bath.
The two heads: Why do you want to peek at me to take a bath?
Blords: I not only peek at you, everyone, I have peeking!
everyone: Ah?
Intersection
(Spring Thirty Mother walked in front of Supreme Treasure)
Spring Thirty Mother: How can there be so much hair?
Supreme Treasure: Normal! Mao is lush in other parts of my body, how is it, is it that you feel itchy?
(Spring Thirty Mother is furious, pull off a pinch of feet.)
Supreme Treasure: Ah ----!
Spring Thirty Mother: Do you mean that you are more lush?
Supreme Treasure: No! In fact, I only have hair on my head and the soles of the feet. It is probably the wrong place.
Spring Thirty Mother: From today, I want you to view everyone who passed here regardless of day and night!
Supreme Treasure: What to check?
Spring thirty mother: View their soles of their feet. If you find that there are three moles, you will immediately notify me!
(After that, turn around.)
It two heads: help the Lord, we are not robbing the bottom of the family's feet.
Supreme Bao: The bright gun and the knife can't fight her, and she is hard to guard against the dark arrow. Tonight, she uses the five poisonous soul soul incense to taste her, first rape and then kill!
The second head: good scheme!
Supreme Treasure: Do you think it is good? This task is given to you.
The two heads: It can look at me like this! forget it!
(Supreme Bao suddenly kneels.)
This: No! Don't kneel to help the Lord!
Supreme Bao: Do you think I want to kneel? I don't listen to my legs!
The second head: help Lord, the injury of your seven injuries is getting worse!
Supreme Treasure: I still have both hands, I will not yield! Hahaha!
(I walk upside down with both hands, suddenly ...)
!
The two heads: helped the Lord to go to the pit! Gang Lord!
The Journey to the West
(3)
(Mid -night, the ecstasy incense in the middle of the night, the three maiden of the spring mother showed the original shape of the spider, everyone joined forces, but they walked with their feet down with their hands and walked with their hands. Supreme Treasure is used as a spider to burn with fire, so that Supreme Treasure is on fire. Fortunately, Er Dao moved the fire to extinguish the fire.)
Supreme Bao: Who burn me?
everyone: (uniform)
not me! It's him!
(refers to the second home)
Supreme treasure: I guess you!
(Going to the second home)
I have seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidney, do you want to take my seat, right?
The two heads: No, help the Lord!
Blords: The Lord has no chicken eyes! Help Lord, your seven injuries are all good!
Supreme Treasure: Yes! Why? I hit!
(one punch is on the second home)
Blords: I understand, the method of treating the seven injuries is to attack poison with poison, injury and injury!
Supreme Treasure: It makes sense! It makes sense!
Is blind: As for the second family, he is unintentional! If it weren't for him to kick your little brother's two feet, your injury would not be so fast!
Supreme Bao: Do you have a leg with him like this?
Blords: (as intimacy)
Mu people are obsessed with you!
Supreme Treasure: Go to you! Are you spring? Slaughter your mother!
(Pushing the blind man in one palm)
The two at home, ask you to kill Chun Thirty Niang, have you done it?
The two heads: Spring Thirty Mother is a monster, spider essence!
Supreme Bao: Brother, how can I accept this nonsense as a rational person like me? Kill her!
Blord: Ah? Do you just go like this? You are not afraid ...
Supreme treasure: What are you afraid of? I'm all wounded, I'm afraid I can't cut her?
The second head: good! There are species!
Supreme Treasure: Do you say there is a species?
The two heads: Yeah, just when I didn't say it!
Supreme Bao: Then you just take a guy to her house to cut it around, I cover you behind!
The two heads: Why are me first?
(Second, the half -way escaped, Supreme Treasure had to touch the third mother's room in the spring. After a while, everyone came out of the Supreme Treasure.)
Respect)
The here is not a beautiful show, but there is no flavor. The two will definitely fall in love with it here, good night!
(Take the door of the room, go downstairs)
Blind: Gang Lord, how about, is it a monster?
Supreme Treasure: Yes! And very demon! Make my heart fluttering!
(Suddenly the door opened, a wonderful young girl rushed out.)
Girls: Please stay for the Lord!
(Supreme Treasure immediately turned around.)
Girls: Sister said to help the Lord Da Ren Yizhiyang, who can make friends like the Lord. Ask everyone to buy wine and drink!
Supreme treasure: hee hee hee hee! Thank you for a lot of beauty!
(Girl Yan Ran smiled, turned into the room.)
A group of people: Gang Lord, the taste is too bad?
Supreme Treasure: Each is good!
(Saying a smile, turn around)
Blind: Wow-!
(crying)
(It turns out that the girl is the sisters of Chunya Niang, the name of Bai Jingjing, only because of the next relationship with Sun Wukong 500 years ago, this time with the next relationship with Sun Wukong, this time is with the same relationship. The mood of love and hate came to Wuyue Mountain and other Sun Wukong to meet with the reincarnation Tang Sanzang.)
(Supreme Bao fell in love with Bai Jingjing at first sight, but the good -looking dress could not attract the attention of the girl.)
Supreme Treasure: No one is doing it now, why did Girl Jingjing no response to me? no way!
(Supreme Treasure shaved the beard, put on the scholar's clothing, and stood on the bridge and other crystal girls.)
Supreme Bao: Oh!
The white crystal: Who?
Supreme Treasure: Long night long and unintentional sleep, I thought only I couldn't sleep, the chun, and the crickets were abused. ? Br>
White crystal: Yes! I don't know why the Lord can't sleep?
Supreme Bao: It's because of Girl Jingjing.
The white crystal: me! Intersection
Supreme Treasure: Yes. Since seeing Girl Jingjing, I have decided to change from the new and no longer as a thief. In order to show your sincerity to your girl, I don’t want to see me before ...
N beautiful?
The white crystal: This is your stinky monkey!
Supreme Treasure: Ah? Stinky monkey?
The white crystal: Sun Wukong!
Supreme treasure: Sun Wukong?
The white crystal: You can become human?
Supreme Treasure: People? Intersection
The white crystal: It seems that I do n’t need to admit it if I do n’t need Samadhi Bone Fire!
(Yishou fingers, Supreme Bao's hand immediately fires)
Supreme Treasure: Can you still use it? Burn again! Why bother--? Why bitter?
The white crystal: Am I wrong?
(Flying forward to extinguish the fire)
Supreme Treasure: Wow! Why do you use the flame to burn me?
The white crystal: What are you shaving the beard? Do you know that you have a lack of beard and have no character at all?
Supreme Treasure: Really?
The white crystal: Well, the text is not good or martial arts, you do n’t do a mountain thief, do you want to be the champion?
Supreme Treasure: I have thought about it ...
The white crystal: save you! What image is changed and you can do a very promising career!
Supreme Treasure: I know, I will continue to work hard!
(Turn around)
The white crystal: What does it doesn't seem to be, like a stink monkey!
(Supreme Back to the room.)
Supreme Treasure: Really failed! It turns out that Jingjing girl likes me who is rough!
(re -posted the shaved beard on the face, the spare mirror, the beauty is very beautiful)
, although it was a bit messy, it finally recovered a bit of style!
(There is a cluster of beard on the head)
(Supreme Bao was washed and fell asleep on his face after washing his feet, and he returned to the water curtain hole in his sleep. )
In drawing: You come back to Shui Curtain a
gain.
Supreme Treasure: What? Water curtain hole! Who are you? Why do you always take me here?
In 没有 人: No one takes you, you are coming back by yourself. If you leave your home for a long time, you always want to come back!
(Supreme Treasure seemed to see himself as a monkey for the moment.)
Supreme Treasure: Don't play me, my home is 101 BNE on the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain, You're wrong, you heard, don't bother me anymore in the future, please!
(Suddenly the Supreme Treasure was awakened by the blind man, the dream ended.)
The Journey to the West
(4)
A bunch of grapes, but the ancestor of Bodhi came to save him, and gave him a demon mirror to confess the crystal. : What old mother, what old mother of Bodhisattva!
Bodhisattva: I have become grapes!
Supreme Treasure: Where are you?
Bodhisattva: I am in your pants!
Supreme Treasure: Wow! So big!
Bodhisattva: That is yours, I am behind you!
(Supreme Bao found grapes from the back waist.)
Supreme Bao: It's great to see you again!
Bodhisattva: Do you believe it now?
Supreme Treasure: Believe it! Why is there a monster here?
Bodhisattva ancestors: fool!
(Out of the house, I took a grape to eat the Supreme Bao's hand)
I tell you, these monsters are waiting for Tang Sanzang to reproduce the world. Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was destroyed by Guanyin. In order to save him, his master Tang Sanzang used his life to exchange for Sun Wukong's rebirth opportunity. He hoped that this monkey would change the evil.
Supreme Treasure: Why did you tell me why Tang Sanzang appeared here!
Bodhisattva: Yes. Tang Sanzang was not afraid to get the Western Classics in order to spend all his life in order to Pu Du, and hoped that this scripture to influence the world.